We need to teach monkeys and apes how to weld.
Made an observation from looking at you all talking about your teenage experiences.
(if you're in this picture multiple times then congrats you get extra swords)
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[ID: A digital drawing of the king and his knights holding their swords together at a round table meme. The swords are labelled, “autistic teenage girls”, “asexual teenage girls”, “aromantic teenage girls”, “lesbian teenage girls”, and “”teenage girls” who haven’t yet realized they’re trans men". In the center of the sword ring is the text “Strategically selecting a harmless boy and telling yourself you’re totally soo in love with him”. end ID]
Image is a screenshot of a tweet from alicegoldfuss (bletchley punk) on 2022-09-01 reading:
when I say "l need a vacation" I mean I want to be placed in a terrarium and have someone else be responsible for
keeping me alive
my piece for the ‘Classics But Make It Gay’ zine!!
based on The Death of Marc Anthony , by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni
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[ID: an illustration of a person lying in bed, recovering from top surgery. they have light brown skin, curly green hair, a nose ring, and dangling earrings. their bare chest is covered in many tattoos, including a pomegranate, flowers, bows, the numbers “222,” stars, and two pairs of scissors scissoring each other. an iv tube snakes along the top surgery scar line on each side of their chest. their lower half is covered by a silky blanket. a cat sleeps on the bed next to them.
they smile lovingly up at a woman with long purple hair and brown skin. one of their hands grips her arm. she gazes down at them serenely, wrapping one arm around their shoulder and pressing a cloth to their side with the other hand. she is semi-classically dressed in a white blouse, golden grown, blue skirt, and large frog earrings. /end ID.]
[additional ID: the tube is not an IV tube; it's a surgical drain, and the bulb of one drain is resting in the first person's hand.]
ALTcerberus waits to play in the fields of asphodel
[image description: Cerberus, depicted as a white borzoi with red eyes, sits patiently with Sisyphus’ boulder in front of it. It sits in the pastel purple Fields of Asphodel under a dawn sky with pink clouds. end id]
Dustin Pearson, The World at Its Beginning
[ID: Text with underlined portions, here transcribed in bold, which reads: “There wasn’t a time / I didn’t have / a brother. By the time / my eyes opened, / he was already here, / but there’s so little / time between us, / he also can’t remember /a time before me. / Our origins blur / into a single birth / between us / and so between us / is a world / and its beginning. / I tell myself / there’s not a world / without my brother in it. / I tell myself / I’d follow him anywhere / to keep the world / from ending.” End ID]
[Plain text: Dustin Pearson, The World at Its Beginning. End PT]
[ID: Incoming text messages which read:
please baby im sorry
my beautiful princess with a disorder
talk to me
The last two messages are set off by a "2 unread messages" separator, indicating time passed between the sending of the first message and the latter two. End ID]
yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc
fuck "girl lunch" fuck "girl math" a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.
ppl are tagging this post with things like 'ooh i want to meet a woman like this' or with specific characters which kind of misses the point i was trying to make. ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THIS. IT STANDS IN CONTRAST TO NOTHING. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND IT.
ok I want to say for anyone excited about the percy jackson series, and I know a lot of people on this site are, just be mindful. Disney hasn't addressed the strikes at all and it's likely that they think they're invincible, so they keep releasing shit. dont forget about the situation the writers, actors, and various other artists are in right now. Whether or not the series is great, remember that creating it was most likely a hellscape. The strikes are still happening and when disney tries to make you think they dont exist by releasing more and more content, that's when the unions need your support the most